Gath from Sudoku.com.au

Have you all 'cracked' yours yet - what ? - you didnt' get one?

Here you go - and you - and you - let's have some cracking now.

And dont forget to share your 'cracker' joke.

OMG! I started out from Melbourne and got lost in the smoke, Rose I drove past your Motel in Wang but decided to keep going. On to Boorhaman, up to Chiltern and then had to double back thru Carboor and Bobinawarrah. Finally arrived in Beechworth, starving, had a great pie at the bakery …. Now where in the heck is WOORAGEE, Gath told me the party was in the woolshed. OMG! It is a B&S Party and I not prepared …. BRB …….

Billyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
leave the gingerbread man alone ......... ok billy just a little nibble. billy .... billy ... now he has no head left billy .....
rotfl

puff! puff! Thought I would be late but looks like the party is still swinging.. bought a decorated gingerbread house to decorate the corner. Don't worry that they lollies look to have been pre-licked. Sophie assures me that she was just doing quality control and they are all delicious!!

rotfl Mel and sophie
not sure we will know the difference after all the fruit punch!!

Pssst - Rose - has she put the poor GB Man down yet ?

shhhhhh Col
think she is devouring him ...
OMG poor GB man

OK time for another sing-a-long

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
dr. Elmo, 1979, dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Did someone say Christmas party?

Hi Everyone,

Is there some problem with the comments?


Gath

Okay! I'm home from bowling. Where's the party. You girls drank all my eggnog!!??!! It's coming up to midnight here in Ottawa, so why aren't the songs are getting raunchier? Poor Grandma. That reindeer shoudn't drink and drive. Where's Gath and Kim? I want to wish them a wonderful party (and a Merry Christmas!! Party on all!

Lost page 2! Found page 3! And three french hens!

It was christmas in prison
And the food was real good
We had turkey and pistols
Carved out of wood
And I dream of her always
Even when I dont dream
Her names on my tongue
And her bloods in my stream.

Wait awhile eternity
Old mother natures got nothing on me
Come to me
Run to me
Come to me, now
Were rolling
My sweetheart
Were flowing
By god!

She reminds me of a chess game
With someone I admire
Or a picnic in the rain
After a prairie fire
Her heart is as big
As this whole goddamn jail
And shes sweeter than saccharine
At a drug store sale.

The search light in the big yard
Swings round with the gun
And spotlights the snowflakes
Like the dust in the sun
Its christmas in prison
Therell be music tonight
Ill probably get homesick
I love you. goodnight.

Hey! Gath! It was waaaay cool to talk to you, thanks for creating all these great websites and friendships. BTW the 'Christmas In Prison' lyrics are from a singer named John Prine

Gath, a few of us (at least) can't use the next page button (it brings you to a blank page). The only way to get to the last page is by posting a comment. This is troubling for those of us who want to know what exactly Billy has been up to on page 2.

Dashing through my chores,
or ignoring them today.
House is none too clean,
It really turns me grey.

Bills on table pile
Making it a fright
Oh what fun it is to do
My sudoku tonight.

Oh su do ku, su do ku
Su do ku's the way
to sharpen up your logic
but lose most of your day. HEY!!

Oh su do ku, su do ku
Su do ku's the way
to sharpen up your logic
but lose most of your day. HEY!!

OK....we talked about this..Billy JJ , Anne and I are the GingerbreadMEN M ?if so are they X-rated or
ambiguous?hmmmmm just a thought for the cookie...person M/F ?

Love the jingle sudodu fi...were you looking in my window?

tut tut tut - I asked him to fix it. Does anyone else think Gath might be having a little laugh at our expense?

and Gath and Kym. Thank you for a great site!

Jingle Bells. Santa smells,
From his busy day,
But who cares, I can tell,
We're all here to play,

Sudodo puzzles and the games,
This is why we come,
Some use really idiotic names,
But we all have fun!

Dashing over the Internet,
Meeting virtual friends,
Having lots of fun you bet,
Laughing in the end.

Chatting back and forth,
Playing games with math.
Meeting people round the world,
All because of Gath.

Ohhhhhh,
Jingle Bells. Santa smells,
From his busy day,
But who cares, I can tell,
We're all here to play,

I think Gath is playing christmas games with all of us but we will overcome that by just adding more comments and songs and party till we can party no more.

Fi and CG
great songs, we have so much talent here on site ........

heard there were four calling birds somewhere around here

Party on all! I need to get some Cheers to all, and the best of the season!

Sorry, no calling birds on page 3. But give us a call on page 4. (Now where did I put my cell phone...)

Night! JIM Night! Greg Promise we wont party to late ...(pause)... NOT! LOL

I still haven't found WOORAGEE, Got distracted browsing the antique shop in Yackandandah, I saw a bottle shop just down the road, a Local Red will be nice. I tell you they just love Mel Gibson up here ..... still trying to find WOORAGEE ..... Rose !!!! Help !!!! you are a local.

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WOOOOO HOOOO Fi
what a beautiful christmas tree .... and you spent so much time decorating it too .... you must need a glass of eggnog or a drink fruit punch. non-alcoholic of course!!

Jaz
if we find the woolshed at Wooragee we may have to change personas and have a different type of shindig.
mmmmmmm could happen after a few more of these delicious drinks of fruit punch!!

Big Russ may be hangin out at the woolshed!!

fi...you did it! Beautiful tree!
Goodnight all. Have a wonderful party!

Time for another christmas carol while I can still read the lyrics ......hic...

Jingle Bell Rock
Bobby Helms

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell rock.

Sarah Beth
good night ... we could be still here in the morning ..hic ... thanks for joining in the party.

♪♫♪Clickin onto Gaths Wonderland♪♫♪

Clickin away... on the keyboard
clicked on a site... 'Sudoku Puzzles'
now here we all play
all night and all day
clickin onto Gaths wonderland

Here we can play...all the puzzles
or you can go ...into the chatroom
I guess you might say ...were addicts OK
clickin onto Gath's wonderland

And later on we will all conspire
we all have are keyboards right at hand
we all go and check out the pages
while we admire the flickr pics at hand

clickin onto Gaths wonderland
clickin onto Gath wonderland
CLICK-IN ONTO GATH'S WONDERLAAAAAAAND!

Phew, finally made it. The snow is so damned thick, or is it the smoke, or the traffic. Hell, I know, it's those bloody reindeers blocking the way.
I'm dying of thirst, where's something to quench my parched throat. some of us had to work today, you know, well, for awhile until we started on the wine.

Hey, fi, I love your tree. You finally conquered it.

I'm dreaming of a dry Christmas
Just like the ones they have up north
Where the dust is swirling
and the blow flies twirling
but oh, how nice to be up there

Hey, where is everyone. I finally make it to the party and you've all buggered off and left.

I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas
without my friends from sudoku land
they've all gone AWOL
and left, the turmoil
oh, how mean they are to me

smee